Night Owl's Revenge

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Study Break Courtesy of Mother Monster

I need a study break and who better to provide one than the Mother Monster herself? The song is titled “Edge of Glory”. I keep visualizing myself walking out of the test center with a great GMAT score. If I do well on test day then I should put on a show similar to Gaga’s on the streets of San Francisco. To do that I will need:

  1. A darkened alley complete with fog and a fire escape (easy in SF)
  2. Gold studded bustier (also easy in SF)
  3. Appointment with hairdresser to bleach my hair and cut bangs 
  4. 80s style band or background track playing loudly behind me as I dance victoriously on the aforementioned fire escape (this might be difficult to impossible)
  5. Saxophone player (RIP Clarence Clemons)

Ok, so after reviewing this list, I may have to settle for singing along to my iPod and dancing around my apartment after the exam. I can still dream though.

Paws Up!


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